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Film Clichés
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ELEVATORS
• Movie elevators are always ready at that floor. But
if the hero/heroine is being chased, elevator won't come.
• If hero OR villian takes an elevator, villain OR hero can beat it
by taking stairs, even if the trip is 20 floors.
• Most elevator shafts and wires are clean and dust/grease free, and
there's plenty of light so that the hero neither gets dirty nor needs
a flashlight or some other equipment to see (Speed).
• When one character is pursuing another and they reach the elevator
just before it closes, they never stick their hand in the door so it
will automatically open back up, nor do they press the call button to
get the door to open.
ENVIRONMENT
• Thunder and lightning always happen at the same time.
• Storms start instantaneously: there's a crack of thunder and lightning,
then heavy rain starts falling.
• Heavy rain causes no loss of long-distance visibility.
• Everything is blue at night-time.
• Caves always have flat floors, and it's never fully dark.
• There is always someone in the canal or the storm drain when the flood
hits.
• The moon is always out at night (except for those cheaper movies where
the sun is still out...).
• Full moon can occur for several nights in a row.
• Eclipses happen frequently, and without any warning.
EVIDENCE
• Incriminating evidence can be found either as photograph
number four in a stack, or in the next to bottom drawer.
• Be sure to leave your important tapes, such as the one labelled "Incriminating
evidence against Senator Smith showing him taking $24million in bribes
and then fondling the drug lord's daughter" or your computer floppy
disks labelled "All the nuclear launch codes are on here" where they
can be easily found.
• All characters keep detailed newsclippings of important events in
their lives, particularly those events that must be painful to recall,
such as the loss of the character's immediate family due to their own
negligence. NB: If the news report would have come out while the character
was in jail or on the run, all the more reason for the character to
have kept it intact.
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