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Ever get one of these along with
one of your e-mails? Well, just turn your monitor (or your head) 90
degrees and you will see a smiling face. But
there are many more of these cute little emicons, as they are called.
In case you were in doubt to what they meant, here's their explanations.
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#-)
#:-)
#:-o
%*}
%-)
%-ue
%-^
&:-)
'-)
':-)
(*v*)
(-)
(-:
(-E:
(:)-)
(:+)
(:-#
(:-$
(:-&
(:-(
(:-)
(:-*
(:-...
(:-:
(:-D
(:-oeK-
(:<)
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+-(:-)
+:-)
+<:-)
+<:-oe
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/;-)
0-)
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8-)
8-*
8:-)
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:-!
:-"
:-#
:-#|
:-$
:-%
:-&
:-'|
:-(
:-(*)
:-(=)
:-)
:-)'
:-)-{8
:-)8
:-*
:-,
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:-/
:-0
:-1
:-6
:-7
:-8(
:-9
:-:
:-<
:-=)
:->
:-?
:-@
:-a
:-ae#ue
:-B
:-b
:-C
:-c
:-d
:-D
:-e
:-I
:-i
:-j
:-k
:-l
:-o
:-O
:-oe
:-oeoe
:-p
:-q
:-Q
:-r
:-s
:-t
:-V
:-v
:-w
:-x
:-X
:-z
:-[
:-\
:-]
:-`
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:-{)
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::-)
:<
:<|
:=)
:>
:>)
:n)
:u)
:v)
:^(
:~)
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<-_^>
<:-)
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especially in the laser burn-in
room
submitter partied all night
done by someone with sort of matted hair
"Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
submitter is very drunk
submitter has been staring at the terminal for 36 hours;
Drunk with laughter
submitter is Picasso
from a person with curly hair
submitter only has a left eye, which is closed
submitter accidenatlly shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
to somebody with two black eyes.
submitter needing haircut
submitter is left-handed
submitter wears bifocals
submitter likes to scuba dive
concerning Jews...(i.e. big nose...)
concerning something that shouldnt have been said...
indicating person is ill...
indicating person is angry...
unsmiley frowning
messages dealing with bicycle helmets
Kiss...
Heart-breaking message
indicating person is VERY sad...
cocerning another blabber mouth...
formal message.
concerning blabber mouths
concerning people with TWO noses (???)
FROM A THIEF: HANDS UP!
egghead
concerning people with broken noses
A FISHY MESSAGE...
to big nose.
scuba smiley big-face
unsmiley big-face
smiley big-face
Cyclops got poked in the eye
about fuzzy things
about fuzzy people with a fuzzy mustache
submitter is a Bozo
submitter is a Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
submitter is the pope
smiley priest
"Peace be upon you, my children..."
from a monk/nun...
wry and winking
about nuclear war
submitter sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
Zippy the Pinhead
always should wear safety glasses
submitter has one eye
one-eyed smilely
submitter has one big thich cockeyed eyebrow
smiley cyclops (scuba diver?);
angel
net.pets
net.unix-wizards
submitter is pinochio
smile with glasses and a moustache
submitter wears glasses;
(Just ate a hot pepper)
submitter is a little girl
normal smiling face except that submitter is a gorilla
submitter is a chicken
submitter has acne
smile with moustache
prolog programmer
Baboon
smiley bland face
Pursing lips
respondent's lips are sealed;
smiley face with bushy moustache
smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
smiley banker
smiley which is tongue-tied
submitter has a cold
sad face, 'that comment makes me sad [mad]'
submitter is getting sick of most recent netnews articles and
is about to vomit
about people with big teeth.
smiley standard
submitter tends to drool
submitter is a big girl
submitter is well dressed
submitter just ate a sour pickle
Smirk
submitter is a big liar
lefty undecided smiley
smiley orator
smiley bland face
smiley after eating something sour
smiley after a wry statement
condescending stare
smiley licking it's lips
mutant smiley
real sad smiley
older smiley with mustache
hey hey;
smilely smoking a pipe
smiley face screaming
lefty smiley touching togue to nose
teasing people about their braces
Drooling
left-pointing tongue smiley
Just totally unbelieving
Real unhappy
lefty smiley razzing you
submitter talks too much;
disappointed smiley
hmm
semi-smiley
left smiling smiley
beats me, looks like something, tho.
y. a. s.
submitter is shoked;
uh oh
Grim
Anger
smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
smoker
Sticking tongue out
smiley after a BIZZARE comment
cross smiley
Shout
Speaking
Speak with forked tongue
"my lips are sealed" smiley
bow tie
y.a.c.s.
biting criticism smiling face; ditto for criticism
undecided smiley;
biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended
smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
mustache;
smiley variation on a theme
normal smiling face with a moustache
submitter has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous
to lunch
"have an ordinary day" smiley
respondent wears lipstick
respondent wears glasses
midget unsmiley
submitter attends an Ivy League school
submitter has two noses
midget smiley
submitter has a big nose
smiley with funny-looking right nose
smiley with funny-looking left nose
left-pointing nose smiley
submitter has had his big nose put out of joint.
smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
sad face gets his lights punched, sad or mad and got beat up;
winking smiley;
popeye gets his lights punched out
no expression face gets his lights punched out, says nothing but
still gets beat up
to somebody with a beak.
wink
dumb questions
FROM A SPACE ROCKET...
dunce
FROM A HAT SALES-MAN...
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE...
A MESSAGE ON FOUR WHEELS
to goggly eyes.
to somebody with funny looking glasses.
to somebody with a flattened nose.
submitter is chinese and doesn't like this article
devil
mad
net.startrek
devilish wink
FROM CHINA...
(nose-thumbing gesture)
about people with a black eye.
"Ulysses! Bring me Ulysses!"
person submitting is Cyclops
turban
flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows (mushroom cloud)
wink at somebody wearing headphones.
to somebody wearing headphones.
from cyclops...
to a surprised goggly eyes.
from Batman !!!
person submitting is wearing cheap sunglasses
submitter is werewolf
submitter is dracula
chef
a devilish chef with glasses and a moustache
net.ham-radio
smiley with ponce-nez glasses
Megaton Man, on patrol!
submitter is a cyclops
submitter is santa
of interest to women
about interesting women
late night messages
from someone with bushy eyebrows
somebody's head-lights are on messages
person submitting is getting fresh
from a person with wavy hair
net.suicide
submitter is listening to a walkman thingy
submitter is a robot (or other appropriate AI project)
poster is a Scottish Highland Bagpiper!
submitter is wearing toupee
smiley with its hair parted in the middle
asleep with nightmares
submitter is asleep (boredom); Same as :-) but poster is Oriental
ho ho
yuk
submitter wearing toupee in wind
above in an updraft
updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin
flame follows (supposed to be a lit match or candle)
net.flame |
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